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death
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roman drivers are killers
We're
going to update this section soon to reflect drastic but very welcome
new legislation and highway law enforcement that's just been brought in
by Italian government to make driving here safer.
In
the meantime, here's a weather warning -
Summer
Heatwave Warning:
It
is extremely hot in Rome in Summer - When driving, or more specifically,
when parking, use one of those windshield sunshades (available to easily
buy in numerous places around the city for only a few Euros) to cover
up the windshield and prevent the sun shining in - Temperature in a closed
car in Mediterranean sunlight can reach lethal temperatures. Do not leave
babies, children or pets in a closed car in sunlight, even for only a
few minutes - Even if the windows are left open, they could become very
ill, or die from the extreme heat build-up.
If
you wear glasses or sunglasses, do not take them off and leave them on
the upper dashboard near the windshield. They could heat up so much that
the lenses may begin to warp. Even if they don't distort in this way,
the frames will heat up, giving you a nasty burn across the nose and eyebrows
when you put them back on. This heat build-up only takes a few minutes.
Likewise
an exposed steering wheel can burn your hands or be uncomfortable to grip
when left unshaded in the sun. The same goes for mobile phones - Don't
leave them on the dashboard in the sun - they could get internally damaged,
or burn your hand (causing you to let go quickly and drop it) when you
pick it up.
Also
do not leave aerosols (such as air freshners, spray-on body sun-screen
or asthma inhalers) in direct sunlight in the car (or in the house) in
Italian summer sun - They could explode.
And
now, back to the main topic of Italian driving conventions...
First, some
Italian road accident statistics - The weekend before last there were
1500 motor accidents on Italian roads, which included 80 deaths. 261 people
were killed in car accidents in Rome alone in 2006. Of course, death isn't
always the worst thing that can happen to a road accident casualty; Legs
can be lost. Arms, noses, genitalia. Eyes, teeth. Tongues. Braille is
learnt. Children never walk again. Etc etc
80 deaths out of 1500
accidents doesn't mean that 1420 people simply got up and walked away,
does it?
This weekend there were only 40 deaths. Next weekend, who knows? A regard
for the normal habits of road safety is curiously absent in Italy. These
were not bank-holiday weekends. Just normal Saturdays and Sundays. Happy
little bands of Italians all whizzing down the freeway in their customary
fashion - Never using the rear-view mirror, never wearing seatbelts, never
giving turn-signals, never leaving more than two car lengths of space
between them and the car in front, not even at 80 miles per hour. Never
slowing down in the rain. Always overtaking where the road-markings say
not to. Always cutting in on you too soon after they've overtaken you,
always letting their babies play, un-strapped on mummy's knee in the front
seat, always talking on their mobile phones while overtaking. And always
dying in their cars, in this tiny country, about fifty of them each weekend,
and maiming a few hundred more while they're at it.
On the motorways (freeways) people cut in on you from the inside, or even
from the hard shoulder, or overtake with inches to spare, nearly forcing
you off the side of the road or into the armco. Sooner or later they will
kill me or my children or other innocents.

You are fifty times
more likely to die on the roads in Rome than you are in London or Los
Angeles.
One preferred method of death on the roads in Italy is to simply mow down
pedestrians. One famous incident a couple of years back involved a bus
full of people which swerved off the road after approaching a bend too
fast. Nobody was hurt, but the bus was slightly damaged so all the passengers
got off the bus to look at the damage and marvel that they were still
alive. Seconds later, another vehicle which was also approaching the curve
too fast simply drove into the group, killing nine of them. This was the
classic Italian road-death scenario - pedestrians meandering unheeding
in the middle of a road and a motorist driving too fast and probably not
even looking in front of him at the time anyway.
why
is it like this?
The four main points
of highway safety can be summed up as 'Don't speed', 'Look where you're
going', 'Be considerate of other road-users' and 'Try and make at least
some use of the smidgen of intelligence you were born with because human
life is precious'. Italians however have demonstrated with all the weight
and credibility of a scientifically controlled experiment that they don't
give two hoots for these life-saving guidelines.
We dont understand how they can gamble with their lives like this.
It may be some ingrained fatalism inspired by Roman (and we stress the
emphasis on 'Roman' here) Catholicism - "Que sera sera":
"What will be will be" - including motor accidents... It appears
they have never been taught that there is actually a way to travel by
motor car without it being a matter of luck as to whether you reach your
destination in one piece or not.
This then is how Romebuddy
introduces our section on Driving in Italy. We have always enjoyed driving,
but after moving to Italy we were so petrified that we almost gave up
completely, and it took over a year to conquer enough of our fear of Roman
driving conditions and begin to venture out alone on the main Italian
highways. Even now we still often refuse to be driven by an Italian, having
confidence only in our good British selves as drivers.
disadvantages
for tourists
As far as getting
around Rome goes, driving is really the most boring method for the tourist
anyway, as the city's roads are hopelessly congested and poorly surfaced,
so you'll spend a lot of time in traffic jams, and more time trying to
avoid hitting anything than looking out the window at the sights.
italian driving instruction
As I write, theres
three teenagers in a car in the street outside, teaching each other to
drive. Theres no L plates (P plates here, indicating a learner driver)
and I doubt if any of them are even provisionally licensed. The police
do nothing about such things. Fourteen year-olds can go out on mopeds
without a helmet, and take a pillion passenger. They die like flies. Its
weird. Its such a contradiction to the culture which places so much
adoration on its children, yet they care nothing for their safety.
True to Italian bureaucratic craziness, on the evidence, Italian driving
instruction and the national driving test appear to involve no emphasis
at all on safe driving methods. Instead, driving licences are awarded
following successful completion of a written examination which tests the
candidate's memorisation of the regional code letters used on car registration-plates.
...more
about driving in rome
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